Copyright MASS Productions, 1993 (You Cannot charge for this game it is illegal!!)
Distribution and licence Agreement -
Looney Lander may be freely distributed as long as this read-me file accompanies it wherever it goes. The licence fee requires you to bring your friends down to your local watering hole and buy them all a round. Failure to meet this agreement will cause all your friends to think of you as the cheap-skate you really are.
SYSTEM REQUIREMENTS
System 7.0 or greater (Although I've never tried it on 6, I'm pretty sure she'll bomb)
1.2 Megs (of free memory.)
Color Monitor - 256 colors is best
Skilled Pilot - Not too many around, I assure you....
Looney Lander does not support Multi-tasking while it's window is open
in order to perform work in another application you must close the window
by using the close command in the file menu.
INSTRUCTIONS
Double click the Looney Lander icon to run it.
Options can be set in the options menu. The Gravity level is represented by a planetary scale. The higher the gravity, the higher your gravity bonus. The level represents the play level, ranging from really-easy to normal. To see more about the levels see the in game help. The power Represents Thruster power relative to the gravity you are currently on, set this to your own personal preference.
The Help Screen can be accessed through the options menu or from within a game by pressing the '?'. There are three different help screens that can be accessed by the buttons at the bottom of the help screen. This is also where you can get the key controls.
PLAYING
You start a new game by selecting new game from the file menu. You start off with three looney landers and the game is over once you've plastered all three of 'em across the landscape. After each landing you will be presented with your scoring summary and the amount of looney landers remaining. If at the end of the game your score is decent enough you will be asked for your name and it will forever be engraved until the end of time (or until you throw out the Looney Scores file)
Oh yah, The keys are [J] or [4] for rotate Left
[K] or [5] for Thrust
[L] or [6] for Rotate Right
And if you forget, you can always check the help under the options menu before
you play...
Anymore help would be redundent I think....
The "I'm not breaking the law" section..
On Sounds
-The Looney Laugh is a modified "Krusty the clown laugh" from the 'Simpsons'
SPEAK TO YOUR PROGRAMMER!!
I want to know!!!
Please send any suggestions, comments, questions, bug reports, praise,
"Crazy Crasher" Looney Lander ][ the sequel - influences from Gravitar, many landscapes and guns and stuff (it might get done quicker if there is a demand, hint, hint, send in suggestions)